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HEY THERE.

Nice to meet you! I'm the fellow who runs this place. My name is McKay Fritz (he/him), and I'm a writer who has a penchant for the witty and whimsical. I'm the type of person who won't ever back down from a challenge, unless the challenge involves driving down a sketchy rural street at 2am while blaring my car horn 

(I won't be tricked into that one again).

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SOME OF MY CHARACTER TRAITS:

  • The only one among my siblings to keep up with piano lessons past early childhood (DETERMINED)

  • In grade school I wrote over 150 pages worth of stick man comics (PROLIFIC)

  • I spent the better part of my college career teaching people how to use Adobe software (TECH SAVVY)

  • I once won third place in a pantomime competition (STRONG BUT SILENT)

  • Currently part of two D&D campaigns (NERDY BUT LIKE IN A COOL WAY)

MY TASTES

I LOVE:

  • Garfield comics

  • Walkable cities

  • The TV show Twin Peaks

  • Carrots

  • Halloween

  • Guitar Hero 

  • The aesthetic of winter

  • Traveling to new places

  • Collecting vinyl

  • Magic: The Gathering

I HATE:

  • Mondays

  • Urban Sprawl

  • Most of season 2 of Twin Peaks

  • Tomatoes

  • New Year's

  • They don't make Guitar Hero anymore

  • Actual winter

  • The airport

  • Going broke

  • Admitting I love Magic: The Gathering

(seasonal depression!!!)​

Real Clients I've Worked With:

  • Amazon

  • The Chosen

  • The Utah State Government

  • BYUtv

  • The BYU Store

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GET IN TOUCH

GET IN TOUCH

GET IN TOUCH

I was hoping you'd want to sit down and have a chat. Here are some ways to contact me:​

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Or if you're after more of a parasocial relationship:

Feel free to ask me:

  • how many bones I've broken

  • what my favorite episode of Twin Peaks is

  • why I'd rather have a birthday pie than a birthday cake

  • what relatively obscure album I'm currently obsessed with

  • to work for you

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